my friend had her twins last night

Angelina had the babies last night and I would like to know why i’m excited? it’s not like I get to jam over to the south of france and hold the babies yet as soon as I read the story I called kristie with the exciting news. I love celebrity gossip, i don’t know why. I always know who’s getting married, who is pregnant, all the baby names, who said what about who, and so on. Ask me anything political and i have no idea. I don’t live in a real world.