Dad and the Ukrainian

While at a graduation party this weekend I had the pleasure of witnessing this conversation between my dad and my cousins 18 year old Ukrainian friend.

Dad: Hey Im Mike, what’s your name?

Kid: blah blah blah (cause I don’t remember his name)

Dad: How long have you been here?

Kid: 6 months

Dad: You’re not going to blow up our country are you?

Kid: Laughs. I don’t think so.

Dad: Im just kidding, go smoke some dope.

Kid: Thank you.