So what kind of asshole doesn’t know about Parent’s Day and leaves their kid alone? Sitting at J’s graduation today watching the slideshow of the past year, I see pictures of kids with their parents in J’s classroom and I look over at her and she has a very completely sad look on her face and she says to me “you weren’t there”. Welp, I’m an asshole. I can’t bear the thought of her sitting there alone while all the other parents were there. It’s horrible.
I’m feeling completely overwhelmed lately. I still have no idea what direction my life is going. It’s getting retarded. I still haven’t registered for classes. I still have hardly worked in my studio that I’ve had for 6 weeks. I still don’t know when the kids school is out. I still don’t know when Chris is moving out. I still haven’t figured out how to upload my video so I can edit it. I still have a million things to do before Chicago. I still don’t want to visit my parents in Florida. And I still can’t find the perfect blue sheets for my bed.

So I guess Bill and I aren’t dating. Which I never said we were in the first place but he did. So anyway he wants to move to NYC and be a comic. That’s awesome. Just don’t stand so close to me.
I am making the first of the Strauss Chronicle videos today. I think it will be pretty sweet.
I am going to tape some right now, since he is gone.

I say, let’s make the most of this summer. I want to be doing something every weekend with my friends and my ladies, so to my friends I say, book me now. Cook-outs, beach, road trips, camping whatever. Let’s do it all.

So this is Bill and I at Prom.
Im 28.

A crush? Really? This is stupid.