we get it already it’s fuckin hot

Listen up summertime, we get it. it’s like you’re rubbing it in springs face that it never even had a chance. you guys remember spring? mildly warm where you could still use a jacket in the morning and then on the ride home it was warm and sunny? what happened to that? was that really so bad? it’s so damn hot even my dogs breathing in my vicinity is making me hotter. our house does not have air conditioning. we have window units in our bedrooms but the rest of the house feels like a damn garbage dump in hell. Im all for summertime, but let’s pace ourselves heat. i don’t want you to waste all the hot in june and have it start snowing again in july. if this happens i will literally flip the old wig.
hey i found a new product that is tasty. its called true lime or true lemon and it’s in giant eagle by the sugar cubes. it’s little packets of lemon or lime that you can add to your water for a tasty bevy or add them to food. they are real good. go to
http://www.truelemon.com and you can request a free sample. i should write about good food and maybe some of those companies will sponsor me and then I can buy air conditioning.