personal ads

I love looking at personal ads on craigslist. They really make me laugh. Now I will share some with you.

ARE YOU SLIM WITH A NICE ASS?????? – m4w – 44 (BARBERTON)
LOOKING FOR A SLIM HOT BABE WITH A NICE ASS IS THIS YOU ??? IF YOU THINK IT IS AND ARE INTERESTED IN SOME HOTTTTT SEXXX WITH A REAL MAN THAT IS FIT AND KNOWS HOW TO RIDE SEND A PIC AND I’LL SEND YOU ONE YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID!!!!!

what does he know how to ride? why is he doing the riding? Buddy don’t tell me i’ll be glad I called you. I don’t believe thats true.

Head for my b-day. – m4w – 28 (akron)
Birthday is next week, and i was seeing if any lady older or younger would like to get together for coffee, and if things go well then you give me a nice birthday present. No strings. Can be once or more, depending on what you are cool with. Am available during the day. Large well built wm.

please tell me what lady is up on craigslist just looking for some dude to blow? i want to see your drivers license sir, i know it’s not your birthday. and if it is just head out to the olive garden they’ll sing you a song at least.

no gold diggaz pleaze – m4w – 22 (akron ohio )
im 22 years old black male looking for some thing casual. looking for someone sexy and fun that can stimulate me mind body and soul if you like what you see hit me up on da myspace.

no gold diggers? (diggaz) boy you are 22 I know you don’t have nothing to dig.

Executive looking for ‘Suckretary’ – m4w – 40 (Cleveland)
Ever seen the movie ‘Secretary’? I’m looking for a personal assistant along those same lines. Full salary and benefits, plus some clothing, car and meal allowances.
D/D free, completely discreet and expecting the same.
Natural females only please…
Looking for a light BDSM office experience while doing my stock trading each day. Run errands for me, set appointments, answer phones…and of course, tease and please the boss. Other ‘duties’ include going down on the boss, being spanked if you’re late, or standing in the corner if my lunch order is wrong. Other ideas may vary from time to time…
Again, complete discretion is expected and reciprocated…married women welcome to apply.
Email me with your idea of a typical office day, along with a recent pic (nudes not necessary) for consideration and an appointment.

Hell I applied.

Will drive you for bj and maybe feel you up alittle – m4w – 20 (akron)
Exactly as it says I drive you where you wanna go and you give me a blowjob, I feel your tits or cunt. no penetration necessary that is at your own discretion.

Thank god for my ford taurus.

bi-married guy looking for nsa fun! – m4m – 32 (Akron area)
Masculine 6′ 200 shaved head gotee blue eyes 7″ thick cock with shaved balls looking for some nsa fun!!

I don’t think you would believe the amount of “straight or bi married” guys on CL trying to get with a man. damn, i wonder where squire was this afternoon.

your wife at work? – m4m – 55 (akron)
mwm here to suck u while your wifes is at work.think it over, you will love it.

See! I told you. The man also generously provided a picture of his penis hanging out of his man panties. I chose not to include it here.

Massillon Rec Center – m4m – 34 (Massillon)
Looking for other bi or gay guys 18-35 d/d free that go to the rec center. I work out there five days a week and looking for buds to hang with or who knows…have some fun in the locker room…..hit me back with stats and a pic if you have one and we’ll go from there.

don’t think it’s not in your gym. it is.

Just returned from the Army…. looking for a good time – m4w – 26 (Cleveland)
I’m not looking for any robots here….
Just returned from eight years in the Army, back in Cleveland and getting situated. Looking for a woman to help me relieve some of the stress from moving back and help me get going again. I’m in very good shape but am not too picky about you. I’m a big guy all around. Your pic will get mine, lets have a hot time!

alright someone give this guy a break and email him.

ATTN: Women with armpit hair,,I need you!!! – m4w – 35 (cleve,west)
I am looking for women with natural pits for nuzzling fantasies..I love natural women…the more hair the better,,Also very orally talented..Your pic gets mine..Cant wait to hear from ya…Lance..

hey jen,
call lance.