Gross Man Ass

For Joie. ( i bet you’re glad to have your name associated with man ass)

I guess I have to address this topic because a friend of mine told me a little story today involving a blow job and a skid mark. This happened to someone I know and I also read about it happening in the book I hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max. There are many questions surrounding this.
Why would you ask for a bj or let it happen knowing full well that your asshole is not clean and therefore your balls probably stink. No one wants to smell your poop balls.
Then if this event is occurring why are your ass checks spread open enough to then leave a skid mark? Did you pull your cheeks apart then settle in for your bj?
My next question is why is man ass so gross? Can they not reach around well enough to wipe or are they choosing not to? My husband sometimes has what he calls a sticky poop and he feels he needs to get in the shower to wash his ass. Now I appreciate the gesture but I can’t believe that someone can’t just get in there, wipe and get that job done.
Hey Dudes, there are rules to cleaning yourself. I would never just go about my daily business and then come home and expect you are going to want to go downtown on me. I prepare myself, shower, shave and make damn sure there is no poop in my crack so please all im asking is to return the favor.