conversation with my dad

Dad: I got a smart phone. It was either 29 bucks for 750 minutes and some other stuff or like 49 bucks and now I got everything. internet, gps, and i can do M3P’s.

Me: I love M3P’s.

(backstory: my brothers girlfriend just had a baby who I am pretty sure is black and my brother is like glowing white)

Dad: I got some new pictures of the baby, I think he’s black.

Me: no shit he’s black.

Dad: well maybe he just looks dark because of his heart problem.

Me: I’m pretty sure heart problems don’t make you a black person.