Things I’ll NEVER Understand about Men
January 5, 2012
Men are amazingly simple creatures that I just can’t seem to “get”.
1. Why are you being fooled by a bartender with a low cut shirt? You are literally giving a woman money for having boobs and letting you look at them. You can do that for free. Also, she does not like you.
2. Why do you insist on peeing on the floor? The toilet is right there. Are you not holding on and just doing a piss dance? Come on.
3. Why do you have to tell your girl about the shit you just took?
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Answers.
1. We were gonna tip anyway the boobs are just a bonus.
2. A man’s peehole never pisses the same way twice
3. Cause the look on your face when you hear about it is awesome
1. Yeah, like you’ve never leaned over strategically to make Bill do something. Pfft.
2. It’s just so BORING in there. Of course we’re doing a piss dance…there’s nothing else to do.
3. Because it was fucking CRAZY, that’s why. You should have seen it…it was like a baby’s arm, holding an apple. A shit-covered apple, but an apple.