Tights are weird

I’ve always hated skirts. Also tights or panty hose. I’m not comfortable being all open and i hate when my legs touch. I once left a wedding drove an hour home and then back to the reception because i didnt want anyone to see my barefeet in pantyhose. It’s so unattractive.
When I was in elementary school I used to love to go to one of the side entrances with my friends and do flips over the metal railing at recess. Until the day my mom made me wear a skirt. How the hell was I supposed to know you were supposed to wear underwear with tights?
Wait are we supposed to wear underwear with tights?