get it together men

i think that women have totally given up on hope on romance, the perfect man, or finding true love. women have realized these things are not going to happen and they have instead decided that they want to have sex like men used to. Since men have not evolved at all in the history of time they do not understand this new woman. The new woman scares them and makes the hide in their moms closet in the fetal position. Women will say, I don’t care if we’re in a relationship, i don’t care if you are in a relationship let’s just do it. CAN WE PLEASE JUST FUCKIN DO IT? They cannot process this request. This is sensory overload. This makes them run away and write love poems about the way it all used to be.
well man up “men”, the ladies don’t want to hear your crappy poems and they don’t want to hold your hand. Just pull the pants down and give them what the want and then be on your way.

Can I just put a disclaimer here? This isn’t about me. This girl right here isn’t doing a damn thing unless there is something in it for her. I hate new sex. I don’t need to be showing everybody whats going on with the healthy taco. I don’t have time to break anyone else in, it takes too long and Im still working on squire.
So for all my ladies friends out there I say this on their behalf to the men of the world:
STOP TALKING, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY, AND SHOW THESE WOMEN WHAT YOU CAN DO.