parade?

hate a parade. what is the point of standing there watching the mantua potato queen cruise past in her stupid sash waving? i don’t care about the towns boy scouts and i don’t want to hear the fire truck siren for 2 hours. we all know the town has a fire truck, why do we have to parade it down the street? big whoop for the mayor, no one even knows your name and nobody wants your stinkin candy you throw out to the crowd. that candy always sucks anyway because the person who actually has to go to the store and buy it is given $2.50 out of petty cash to buy candy for 1000 assholes standing on the side of the road in 150 degree weather waiting to see the kiwawanis club members cruise by.
I just really hate a parade.