im leaving dudes

I am going back to Las Vegas for work for 2 weeks starting Friday. Everytime I have to leave I get really homesick for some reason. Everyday Im stressed out you would think that I want a break from my life of no money, dirty kitchen floor, kids yelling every second, the cat running out the god damn door every time it opens, the ants that have taken up residence in my kitchen, my 3 dogs who won’t stop shitting in their damn cages, no air conditioning in my house, and the animal hair everywhere. When Im alone I don’t even know what to do with myself. Then I leave and for the time leading up to and like the 1st day of being gone, im homesick, but then boy by the second day I don’t even remember these kids names. We usually don’t talk to much on the phone while im gone and that aids in the forgetting of this life. I wonder if I got stuck somewhere because my plane went down and my new life is on a LOST like island if I would even remember this life? That’s the easiest way to get out. Don’t plan on leaving forever but just go away on vacation and then just forget to come back. That way you never have to say goodbye. I hate a goodbye. Two things that make me cry in this world- If someone asks me how I am – like really asks because they want to know and saying goodbye. It kicks me right in the asshole.
So anyway my friends, this is not goodbye but it could possibly be, who are you again?