i thought that shit was free!

Well apparently you have to pay for cable and internet and because of that I have none currently. Also because of that Bill went to the library today and is very proud of all the “graphic novels” he picked out for himself. I married a 12 year old boy.
I am bringing you this blog courtesy of stolen WIFI. Thanks neighbors, can we run the cable line too?
So finally the BS of the Christmas ordeal is almost over. I wonder does it hold meaning to anyone anymore? Does anyone even remember why this all started in the first place? Was it all made up by F.A.O. Schwartz to scam the christian people into buying a million toys off him? Was FAO schwartz a real person and if so was he jewish? It’s all making sense now. To get back at all the christian peoples the jewish mastermind makes up a crazy story about it being jesus’ birthday and to celebrate that everyone must buy their bratty children mannnnnny toys. Hook. Line. Sinker.
DAMN YOU FAO, DAMN YOU.